Chop Chop Inc. City Missions

Green stains

Visitors to the city park are complaining that they always have to sit on the ground, getting their clothes dirty in the process. Just recently, they even protested in front of city hall, they’re demanding proper seating.

Bus stop benches

We are looking for someone to support a part of our perfectly thought out, five-year city wide seating strategy. Can you build some cheap benches for a bus stop?

Adult bookclub opening

Our adult bookclub is ready to open, but we forgot stools, chairs and a table. The potential for different "acrobatic" reading positions is severely limited. Can you fix that before the club opens?

Unlock simple furniture

Unlock advanced furniture

Unlock wooden toys

Unlock fitness utensils

Unlock house utensils

Upgrade central tower

Central tower extension

We plan to expand the central tower. It is time to catch up with the neighboring city! We need more floors! More presence! More ... aura! Can you build a CITY PROGRESSION TABLE and help us out with the missing building materials?

CITY CRAFTER

Open the Mission Board and accept the City Administration mission

Hello, a new city project has been authorized! We’re preparing to expand living space by constructing new residential buildings. Can you assist us by providing the necessary materials?

Open the mission menu <sprite name="ui_keyTab"> and accept the city administration mission

Hello,\na new city project has been authorized!\nWe want to dumb down ... err ... i mean ... expand media presence in the city by building a television tower! Can you assist us by providing the necessary materials?

Trees are dangerous!

Cut down a few trees, there are just too many of these green things! We urgently need to keep them in check, otherwise they produce far too much oxygen... and pure oxygen explodes easily, as you surely know!

Bring on the wood!

We have a bet going on here to see who can make the most beautiful baseball bat. For that, we need raw materials! One tree trunk per baseball bat should be enough...

The "Sailing Stones"

My buddies and I want to build a boat together and sail down Niagara Falls. It's supposed to be really beautiful there. To make sure it's stable enough, we thought we'd just build it out of stone! It'll last forever! Take that, Columbus! ... Anyways, can you get us the raw materials?

Unauthorized tree height

We've noticed several trees exceeding the official acceptable height ratio. This is highly irregular! Please reduce them to a more bureaucratically pleasing height! Find the biggest birch trees and cut them down.

Public Bench Shortage Crisis!

Our five year seating strategy has failed catastrophically. Citizens are leaning. LEANING! We require some regulation-compliant benches. Sand them aggressively. Splinters are anti-democratic.

Rocky training

We don't buy weights. We harvest them. Cut the heaviest trees you can find. If you can still lift afterward, you didn't try hard enough.

Protein Preparation Station

We need handcrafted wooden meal prep tables. Plastic lowers testosterone. Science probably. Make them thick. Intimidatingly thick.

Natural Protein

Hey, ditch the protein shake. I just discovered eggs are pure protein. I need them for my gains. Set me up with ten raw eggs and I will send you my protein shake. My taste buds need some variety.

Cold Fingers

Ugh, don’t tell my gym bros, but my hands are freezing from this metal barbell. I need something else, can you help me out with an alternative? Since I spend everything on my fitness career, I don’t have a lot of cash right now. But I know a lot of people in the community and can spread the word.

Daily gains

Hey, I just realized, every daily routine task is a missed workout opportunity. I need dumbbells to attach to my belongings, small ones for my toothbrush, medium for groceries and big ones to attach to my door.

Passive gains

I want to replace my bed with a weight bench. My subconscious will practice the right positions for the day while I sleep, it is genius.

Wooden fuels from artisanal production

We don’t burn regular wood. We only burn highly curated timber. Harvest something rare. Something that smells like inherited wealth.

Minimalist Excess

We require a handcrafted dining table that says, "I respect nature" but also "I own three yachts and two private jets". Make it rustic.

The tree-felling bet

My arch enemy and I have a bet going: he bets that you can't cut down a colorful bouquet of trees in no time. I bet you can. Don't let me down now, young friend!

Operation: Maximum Creak

I want a floor that creaks dramatically when you walk on it. That way i can practice sneaking out of the house at night. Obviously, duh.

The ultimate treehouse fortress

We're building a treehouse that's so incredibly cool that adults are forbidden to enter under penalty of death. For that, we need wood. Lots of wood. And maybe a sign that says "No Parents."

My annoying little sister

Can you build me something to get rid of my annoying little sister? Please? Pretty please?

Rocking to glory

Hey! I’m gonna be a professional horse rider one day, but I can’t practice on real horses yet. Can you get me two rocking horses? I need to train!

The Sturdy Skyfighter

Every plastic plane I’ve had breaks after one flight. I need a real, sturdy plane this time, one that can survive my epic takeoffs and the LANDINGS. Can you help me?

Nighttime Defender

Hey, can you forge me a wooden sword for bedtime, to defend against the monsters under the bed and in the closet?

The dam

Me and my friends want to build the biggest dam ever and redirect the nearby river straight into our school. That way, we can have a few extra hours of free time while everyone’s busy cleaning up! Can you provide some additional materials?

Surprise for daddy

Hey! Don't tell my dad, okay? I want to surprise him with a toy train. He says he’s too grown up for toys, but I think he's wrong.

Storytelling Firewood

Got any firewood? We need proper moody barrel light for tonight’s "Most Badass Survivor" storytelling contest.

Romantic dinner for two

Psst, got some sticks, firewood and marshmallows? Planning a classy barrel candlelight dinner for my princess. Romantic, but survival ready.

Special Nightstand Delivery

Suppliers shut us out, because we buy too much tinfoil. But we still need this precious resource for strategic reasons. Can you supply us 12 tinfoil rolls delivered it in a nightstand, so that noone else will ask questions?

Baking Bread

I attempted to upgrade my mom’s bread recipe. It did not go well. Please help me establish a reliable system before I accidentally destroy the entire house.

Controller to win

There’s a major esports tournament coming up, and I’m aiming for first place. Hook me up with a custom pro-level controller so I can dominate the competition.

A solid console

We need an affordable, high quality upgrade for our game console. It must support 32-bit visuals, up to two controllers, fast lighting processing, widescreen output, and include a superior game.

Fantasy themed LAN party

My buddies and I go to a medieval themed LAN party. We’re going as knights and want wooden PCs that perfectly match the setting.

Sound of justice!

Hey, got a boombox? My neighbors party all night at least four times a week. I asked them to turn the music down a notch, so that I can focus on my projects, but they don't care. I want to return the favor at sunrise. Fair is fair.