Bober the Builder

Objectives

  1. Provide toilet paper to the needy soul.
  2. Show the Birdhouses to Bober
  3. Bring 12 freshly felled apple and 12 freshly felled birch wood to Bober
  4. Uh... hello? Who... or what... are you?
  5. Hm, with what exactly?
  6. That sounds... strange, but okay. Two sheets or three?
  7. I’ll get you your wood.
  8. Build a new workbench for Bober

Dialogue

Intro_01Hello

NPC

Hello? Is someone there? I swear I just heard something... was that a crack? Or my stomach? Or a ghost? HELLOOO?! Haaaaalllloooooo! ... Oh no, maybe I’m just talking to myself again... Yes, definitely just myself... just me and my stomach... Would be a terrible time to meet someone anyway.

AskingForHelp

NPC

Ooooh! Visitors?! Visitors! This is like Christmas and my birthday all at once! But... So... I’ve got this tiny little problem. Will you help me?

PapersPlease

NPC

Well... so... I put the toilet paper holder... um... on the outside. Outside! Who does that?! Now I’m stuck here like a... like a beaver in a dam! Could you... maybe...?

NPC

Ahhhh, fresh air! By the way, I’m Bober the Supreme Wood-Nibbler, your new best friend!

ShowYouSomething

NPC

You will like this! Come quick, I have to show you something!

NPC

See that? This is where I nibble wood... but I’m running out of supplies. Birch wood, apple tree wood... the finest kinds! Do you know what birch smells like when you nibble on it? Mmm... like a dream in the forest! But it has to be freshly cut. I need it as freshly chopped as possible. Can you get me some?

GotTheseBirds

NPC

TADAAAAA! Look what I made while you were gone. Isn’t it marvelous? Isn’t it grand? Isn’t it... a little crooked?

Player

Wow. Really impressive!

NPC

Hehehe, thanks! But wait, wait! I’ve got more! Look here... I built birds... Out of wood... Aren’t they magnificent? Maybe we’ll build an entire bird paradise together... yes, a kingdom! With a throne! For the birds! Or for me? Hahahaha

NPC

But... the birds need a house. No house, no home... no home, no happy birds! Makes sense, right?

Player

Hm... yeah... but what exactly do you have in mind?

NPC

Simple: build a house and put the bird on it! Bam, done! See? Easy as pie!

Player

I’ll do it!

LetsWorkTogether

NPC

Ooooooh, they’re gorgeous! Like a palace! A... okay, a birdhouse, but still! You really build well... maybe even better than me? No! But almost! But... yesss, a perfect partner! Let’s work together! I’m coming over to you!

Player

Alright, Bober. See you over there.

BuildWorkbench

NPC

What a cozy place you've got here.
If you set up a workbench for me, I can create some exquisite wood art for you

Player

I'm on it !

HasWorkbench

NPC

Wow, great job. That's an awesome new workbench. Now I need to get back to work, to create, to carve... Tell me if you need something! Let's create great woodwork together!

Player

Let's do it!

Dialogue extracted directly from the game files.