The Hamster Family

Objectives

  1. Give Hamster Mum the pillows
  2. Give Hamster Mum the Pickles-Chocolate Mix
  3. Check outside for the clogged Pipe
  4. Build a hamster cage
  5. That’s enough! Leave her alone !
  6. I’m not warning you again. Stop, or I’ll call the guards!
  7. Get to know the hamster family
  8. Why is there straw lying around here?

Dialogue

Intro

NPC

Oh, a visitor! Hello there. Kids, please behave! Please come in, but be careful where you step, Timothy is doing laps and Gerald is... well... trying to break a new personal record running.

NPC

Welcome! Sorry about the noise. This is what happens when you have... let me count... eeehm, most of a hamster family.

Player

Nice to meet you! It really is a party in here.

NPC

It’s actually pretty calm in here today. You should see it when things really get going.

Player

I can imagine, well, you have a lot of kids.

NPC

For sure. We're trying for a daughter, right sweety?

NPC

Yes and we've been trying for a while...

NPC

Turns out fate keeps handing us more boys.

NPC

At this point we suspect the universe just thinks it's funny. But we keep trying, right hubby?

NPC

Yes honeypie, we are putting in work all day and night. Let me tell you, it is exhausting...

Player

May I help you out?

NPC

Oh sure. That's a very nice offer. As you can see, wifey is pregnant again and some of those pillows are very worn out. I want to make it more comfortable for her. Can you improve these two worn out pillows please? She likes it very hard.

Player

I will see what I can do!

NPC

Uah, god damnit. My back is killing me... Those pillows are done.

GivePillow

NPC

Those pillows look rock solid, just how she likes it. Thanks buddy!

Hunger

NPC

Oh yes, delightfully comfy. Thank you! And now, as fate would have it, I hunger, specifically for my man and my favorite food.

NPC

You heard her, buddy, I’m on duty again. Mind helping me with the food request and getting her favorite snack? It’s pickles in chocolate cream. Strange, I know, but I’d do anything for my queen.

Player

Yummy, I will help you out!

NPC

Oh, that looks delicious! I'm going to devour them right away. Nom nom nom.

NPC

Thanks again. As you can see, space is a bit limited in here and the boys are that age now where playing in the cave is no longer enough.

NPC

They are full of energy and love to run, those little rascals. So we were thinking... purely hypothetically...

Player

I'll take a look at the pipe.

NPC

We demand PURPOSE! And RUNNING! And SPEED! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

NPC

...and entirely voluntarily...

NPC

What if all this energy went into something… productive?

NPC

We want to be PRODUCTIVE! We want to RUN! Wheeeeeee!

NPC

We've developed a unique pipe system here at home so our boys can enjoy some fresh air. But it seems the pipe is blocked; if you clear it, the boys can play outside again, and perhaps you have some ideas for keeping them occupied.

NPC

Next to the outlet pipe there is also a small inlet pipe; if you occasionally send me one of your treats there, I'll send the boys up to play.

PillowBack

NPC

Hey buddy, welcome back!

PicklesBack

NPC

Hey buddy, good to see you. My queen is very hungry and I need a break...

Dialogue

Player

I'll figure it out eventually.

Dialogue extracted directly from the game files.