The Moldwing Ducks & the Duck Cult

Objectives

  1. Talk to Mildred
  2. Deliver the mushrooms to Mildred
  3. Talk to Harold
  4. Unlock the void portal
  5. Pick up the key under the doormat
  6. Help Mildred to cut the mushrooms
  7. Search for information about Luis
  8. Put the cutted mushrooms in the pot
  9. Confront Harold and Mildred
  10. Pick up the roasted remains of Luis
  11. Take Luis back to the duck cult
  12. You're no longer welcome here!
  13. Return Luis to his place in the ritual circle

Dialogue

Introduction

NPC

Well aren’t you a surprise. Mildred, we’ve got company! My wife and I don’t get many visitors out here in the fields and the few we do usually don’t stay very long. My name is Harold, pleasure to finally meet somebody new.

Player

I’m Justin, nice to meet you.

NPC

Your timing is perfect, we were just starting to plan dinner. Mildred gets very passionate about cooking. Go on and talk to her, maybe you could lend a hand with the preparations.

Player

Will do

NPC

Hi, so you’re the guest Harold was rambling about. Perfect timing, sweetheart. I’m Mildred, nice to meet you.

Player

Hi Mildred

NPC

Do you want to join our Dinner? I’m preparing a special cut of meat tonight, and it’s missing only one thing. It deserves a proper sauce. Problem is, Harold forgot the mushrooms... Could you help me out?

Player

Sure thing, what can I do?

NPC

Can you gather a few ingredients? A variety of fresh mushrooms would do nicely. Bring them back to me, and I’ll make you a dinner you’ll never forget.

Player

Sounds good!

DeliveredMushrooms

NPC

Perfect. You actually found some fresh mushrooms for the sauce. One, two, three, four... Oh wait... I forgot one. I’m still missing one special mushroom. It only grows in a particular place though.

Player

Where?

NPC

Not far from here. But we don’t really like going there... Ask Harold about it, he can give you further instructions.

Player

Okay

NPC

Ah... so Mildred sent you for the last mushrooms. The place where those grow ain’t natural, never was.

Player

Where is it?

NPC

To get there you have to step inside the huge portal on top of the hill. You have probably seen it already. Years ago, some ducks went there and found something. They are obsessed with it and formed a cult around it.

Player

What did they find?

NPC

You have to figure it out yourself. They behave very strange, obsessed even, chanting nonsense... Feels very wicked, if you ask me. I locked the portal leading there, to keep them away from us. The key is hidden under the doormat. But be careful, when you go in there.

Player

Alright

NPC

Oh, you actually made it back from those wicked cult. Very impressive. Did you find the mushrooms?

Player

Sure did.

NPC

Nice, Mildred will be very happy and I can’t wait to taste this delicious earthy flavor.

Player

Do you know anything about a duck named Luis?

NPC

Wow, you are back. And in one piece... impressive. You even brought the final ingredient, perfect. Thank you!

Player

You’re welcome

NPC

Very well then, the preparations for dinner are finally complete. Now we have to cook. Do you want to help me prepare those beautiful mushrooms?

Player

Sure

NPC

Great, a meal always turns out better when everyone contributes something. Do you want to contribute a finger or two?

Player

What?

NPC

Hahahaha... Just kidding, let’s start cooking...

NPC

Who…? Never heard of him. Why do you ask?

Player

The cult ducks said Luis disappeared.

NPC

I don’t know, and I don’t care. If you ask me, they should mind their own business… and you should stay far away from them.

Player

Okay

DuckCult

NPC

A visitor. Brothers, sisters, rejoice. The Eternal Spinner has delivered us a guest. But how did you get here? The portal gate has remained sealed for quite some time now…

Player

I opened it

NPC

Wait… did you seal the gate as well?

Player

No, Harold did.

NPC

Ah, Harold... this family again. You have to be very careful of them, they are beyond evil...

Player

He warned me about you too...

NPC

Of course he did...

Player

What are you doing here?

NPC

Forgive my manners... We are the Children of the Jackpot, devoted followers of the Eternal Spinner. Though... our brotherhood is incomplete. One of our blessed brothers, brother Luis, vanished the very same day the portal gate was sealed. Since then, we have been trapped in here.

Player

So you pray to a slotmachine?

NPC

We pray to the Eternal Spinner. He gives and he takes. His wisdom is infinite, his odds are unknowable. Long ago, we discovered him in the fields. Others saw an old machine, we saw purpose. Mesmerizing, powerful... He speaks through chance itself, every loss is a lesson, every victory a blessing. And now he has sent you here to help us out.

Player

What do you mean?

NPC

Two problems stand before us. First we must find our brother Luis. The ritual cannot be completed without him and second we need to fix those chains, holding the all powerful in place. Will you help?

Player

I see what I can do

AfterCooking

NPC

Look at that! Thin, even, delicate… Most people just hack away at them like wild animals. But you have a very controlled swing, my dear.

Player

Thank you

NPC

Thank you, you helped us a lot. As a thank you I will give you my recipes for those mushrooms, maybe you can use them. There is only one thing, before we eat. Can you fetch the big soup spoon from the storeroom for me, sweety? We need it for the sauce. It should be somewhere on the shelves, unless Harold misplaced it again.

Player

Where is the storeroom?

NPC

It is the small shack outside, to the left of the main entrance of our cabin. Harold already unlocked it.

Player

Alright

DinnerShotgun

NPC

Honey, give me my shotgun please!

Player

I need to get out of here!

ShedMonologue

NPC

What in the world is going on in here? Are those real bones? And a cult robe?

Player

Confront Harold and Mildred

Dinner

NPC

Ah, you brought the soup spoon for the sauce. Perfect timing, dinner is ready.

Player

Is this Luis?

NPC

Who cares? We found a lost wandering soul near the portal, who cares who he is... Look at this roasted beauty!

Player

You kidnapped and killed him...

NPC

Kidnapped is such an ugly word, sweetheart.

Player

You made me help you... you roasted him...

NPC

And you were very helpful, good axe control.

Player

You eat ducks, you ear people, you are cannibals...

NPC

We prefer "family dining with an exclusive taste".

Player

You’re insane.

NPC

That word gets thrown around so easily. Now then... Will you sit down for dinner?

Player

I will bring Luis back, where he belongs...

NPC

If you do so, we need to prepare another course... and you know who is going to be the main ingredient...

Player

Go to hell, you monsters!

Developer Easter Eggs

TooEarly

NPC

Huh. You’re early. You are not supposed to be here yet. No, seriously, you skipped a whole portion of the game. We are not ready for you yet, so get off our private property and come back later.

NPC

This is your last warning, get off this property asap!

NPC

You have been warned!

Dialogue extracted directly from the game files.