Day 2126 at the Office

Objectives

  1. Collect the files that are on top of the filing cabinets
  2. Bring the file to your desk
  3. Pickup the Stamp from your Desk
  4. <sprite name="ui_mouseLeft"> to stamp all the files at your desk.
  5. Exit the office and go to the coffee vending machine
  6. Press the vending machine button with <sprite name="ui_mouseLeft">
  7. You received an email. Return to your desk to read it
  8. <sprite name="ui_mouseLeft"> to drink your coffee
  9. Open your inventory and equip the coffee
  10. Subject: Immediate Termination Notice
    Dear Sales Associate Nr. 207,
    Effective immediately, your position at Furnox has been terminated.
    Key factors include:
    - Your increasingly excessive coffee consumption
    - Successful replacement by more cost efficient AI
    - Your upcoming 10 year tenure triggered salary increase

    We thank you for your time at Furnox. Please return all company property, including your mug.
    Profitably yours,
    Furnox Management.

    PS: We hope you have a pleasant flight.
    PPS: We are Furnox. Resistance is futile.
  11. First batch of invoices done, time for a coffee.
  12. Mmmh... the taste of hot bean juice! Instantly fuels your energy and overclocks your productivity.
    Hint: Consumables restore health or grant temporary buffs.
  13. <sprite name="ui_mouseLeft"> to brew fresh coffee.
  14. Drag onto Hand Slot
  15. Pick up that freshly brewed coffee.

Dialogue

Dialogue

Player

WTF

Player

Exactly what I needed!

Dialogue extracted directly from the game files.